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A man with a recorder up his nose!

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
24 February 1981
- I'm 27 and happily married to the greatest man in the world.
- I have two furry sons. One is a Maine Coon and his name is Alf. The other is a gray and white tabby named Bingo.
- I was born and lived in Oswego, IL until I was 15 and moved to Houston.
- I graduated from Oklahoma State in 2003 with a degree in English and a minor in history.
- I love animals! I'm a vegetarian and always looking for an opportunity to educate people on the cruelty that is the meat industry.
- My daddy raised me on Monty Python. He also raised me on Mystery Science Theater 3000. I started watching Kids In The Hall while watching MST3K.
- I was in love with Eric Idle when I was young.
- I'm a total tomboy.
- I have gorgeous red hair and am conceited about it. I also have beautiful blue eyes. If you had both of them you'd be conceited about them too.
- I live, eat, and breathe sports. I love Chicago Bears, Chicago Cubs, Chicago Blackhawks, Houston Rockets, Houston Dynamo, Michigan Wolverines, and Oklahoma State.
- My mom is one of my best friends.
- I'm a pessimist about almost anything. Try not being one while being a life long Cubs fan. I promise you, it's impossible!
- Reading and writing are my true passions. I adore Shakespeare! Macbeth is my favorite story of all time.
- My hero is Queen Elizabeth I.
- One of my favorite things to do is to talk to my cousin Donna.
- I don't have any grandparents left.
- I play bass guitar.
- Smashing Pumpkins are my favorite band. I also love every band that came out of Seattle in the early 1990s.
- I'm a horrible driver, but you have to be in Houston. If you aren't you'll cause a huge pileup on the roads.
- I miss winter and snow.
- I'm currently working on my MA in English Literature.
- Only regret I have is not becoming an official member of the Kappa Alpha Theta sorority.
- My biggest dream is to be published in Shakespeare Quarterly.
- I like politics, but hate them.
- I hate Bush and most who are conservative in social issues.
- I'm pro-choice, pro-gay marriage, and pro-death penalty.
- I converted to Catholicism, but I'm still pretty much agnostic.
- I live for sushi.

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